hellokrissi:

dead-wolfwood:

superhighschoollevelpessimist:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

the added directions are great.
'insert peanuts'
'gradually become irritated'
'cresc., or not'
'untie slip knot'
'bow real fast, slippage may occur'

Release the penguins

gdi this isnt the death waltz its a song from touhou jesus christ

what the flying fuck even happened at 2:09 of that youtube vid

kung-foofighter:

eytancragg:

anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

The trolliest ice cream man to ever live.

And look at that fucking majestic mustache.

O.O

(via drkindness)

buzzfeed:

Animal puns? ANIMAL PUNS!

effyfitzgerald:

Effy Stonem + Outfits

(via effstonemm)

sicklysatisfied:

★ Are You Satisfied? ★

smilethroughtears96:

"Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive."

smilethroughtears96:

"Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive."

fleetwoodian:

I would say yes and then probably eat him.